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is proven to carry a butcher knife. Quite chic.

Has a handle that constantly reminds me of the "spooning" dialogue sequence from mallrats.

sope wrote:word rezin, i have yet to use that.

Wurd. Serisouly, if the party ain't 'till halloween, I got enough time to come up with my own design, maybe we should have dueling bongs? It could only get us more drunk.

^ Creates superior graphic design than I.. even though I'm unemployed too, yet have two children to support.

BTW, not to break topic, but what kinda software do you use to work you magic? Props man, love your homepage.

no matter which way this vote goes, everyone is still invited to my halloween bash...id love to see/meet you guys there... Don't tell my wife I'm coming, but I'm still waiting to try out that beer bong you mentioned a couple threads back. And since nobody here really knows who I am, I'm the really ...

How did I not make this list? Come on, you don't get sexier than an Uber-Nerd like me. I'm married, got two kids, I'm starting to live on this board.. what could be sexier? Yeah.. you females just WAIT until I start posting my pics on here. Ignore my post in the "Come on Dad's, let's see 'em" thread...

If you can find a diaper large enough to fit me (and comfortably too, quite a neccessity) than I might be encouraged to wear it. I take that back. Entirely. I saw you holding a butcher knife in one of your photos in another thread. I'd probably end up wearing more than just a diaper, maybe some bodi...

Hell, I'd love to meet some of you people sometime. Can I be invited? Going somewhere for a few drinks would be a sexcelent time.

Speaking of babies...

Why do doctors spank babies at birth?

To knock the d*cks off of the dumb ones.

Booooooooooooooooooo