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spoons player looking for death metal or hardcore punk band

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:41 pm
by ARYAN 51
ive been playing the spoons for about 45 seconds now, since i ate a bowl of soup with one spoon and then used another for a pudding cup. i think im pretty good now and id like to start a serious spoon heavy band.
im gonna need a drummer, a guitar player or two, a singer, and possibly some backing spoon players. if you can write to spoons we should jam. i have no musical ability but i can play a short metallica medley with tea spoons. i think i just learned a cliff burton bass line. id like to sell out as soon as possible. please hurry!

also if anyone knows the lurking corpses tell them i said "sup".

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:56 pm
by PMS Azrael
You're my favorite.

hahahahaaaaa

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 4:12 pm
by mike_delia22
dude, i play the forks and sometimes the knives, i can do lamb of god n shite like that .... hit me up

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 5:26 pm
by simpletim
Dude, what was on that spoon you had under your nose? By the way, I can show you some of the baddest spoon playing you'll ever see. Want some lessons?

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 5:56 pm
by iammarky
i can play spatula, wire whip, and tongs. i'm into air supply and hall and oates.

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:36 pm
by =^-..-^=
Man, FORK your spoon playin!

Spatula core 4evr, dude!!!!!


You probly don't even have a kitchin where we can all praktice. . .

I rent space at Jam(-making) Crib.

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:36 pm
by Aero
Feel the rhythm with your hands
Steal the rhythm while you can, spoonman
Speak the rhythm on your own
Speak the rhythm all alone, spoonman

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:47 pm
by ARYAN 51
i spent all night arranging the silverware by tone and style and color. i have plenty of kitchen space. thinking about adding someone that can play the jug.

hehe

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:50 pm
by mike_delia22
imagine that!!!! i got me a jug!!! ill have to dump out the pee first tho

Re: hehe

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:49 pm
by =^-..-^=
mike_delia22 wrote: ill have to dump out the pee first tho
Why? THe old skool jug players just left it in there. It's more authentic that way, like analog vs solid state.

Re: hehe

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:21 am
by Cale
mike_delia22 wrote:imagine that!!!! i got me a jug!!! ill have to dump out the pee first tho
JugCORE is where it's at!

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:38 pm
by iammarky
what are those things called that you put on either end of corn on the cob? yeah, i play those, really well.

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:38 pm
by SHAWN
Ya'll need to get a clue. . .

it's all about the measuring cups!!

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:41 pm
by SHAWN
Or, ya'll can just dig on my ice cream scoop. I'll melt your face with that stuff!

Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:46 pm
by Silencio
There's nobody here who can hold a candle to the legendary "Legs" Larry Smith, rock's only serious spoonsman.