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Zachary Boyd Smith (AKA "Massage...Bored")

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 2:36 pm
by Massage...Bored
Name: Zachary Boyd Smith (My middle name is my mother's maiden name!)

Age: 25 of your Earth years.

Sex: I'm all man, lady!

Ethnicity: I got some dominant Portuguese genes up in here.

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I was born and raised in Decatur, IN, some 20 miles south of where I live now. As a young lad I developed a strong interest in cartoons, and playing in the dirt, and cats. I ended up being a big "Heathcilff" fan in the long run. That being said, I have seen every episode of the Simpsons and I can almost quote and episode if you tell me which one it is.

I attended Adams Central Community Schools which consisted of one giant bulding housing grades K-12. How about that? I went to the same school for 13 years! I was the girl's volleyball manager for four years, and I must say I am an excellent back row specialist (I got no ups :(. ) Anyways, I graduated as class president and went on to attend Balls/Taint University in Muncie.

I flunked out of BSU in two semesters (I was really depressed, like I sent my roomate for food and wouldn't leave my room.) From there I kicked it around the Decatur area for a few years and started hanging with the greatest batch of dudes on the planet, for that I am thankful. And then, BOOM!, most of us moved to Fort Wayne.

About 5 years ago in a damp, cold, cat poop filled basement, I joined in with a couple of guys and we started making music together. Having come from completely different musical backgrounds, theirs good to mine awful, was a strange and awkward experience, but I've learned a helluva lot from them and I wouldn't want to work with anyone else. I appreciate "the funk" now more then ever.

I have been currently up to this:

After 15-17 odd jobs here and there I finally got my dream job of managing one of the Wooden Nickel stores about 6 months ago. Awesome!

I am going back to school and majoring in Biology with a hope in furthering that to a masters in Marine Biology. I wanna work with sea otters and what not.

I am living with my girlfriend of about a year, Vicki. I am quite content and happy with this and she is an awesome lady.

Definitely Gary is just getting better to me. The new stuff we come up with when we get together is so much fun and challenging, musically, to me. I only wish we had more time to get together than we already do. I absolutley love Jon and Casey and thank them for all the time they've put into my punk-ass.

I leave you with the most recent picture of me I could find.

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Thats me and my sister at my birthday party.

Thanks for taking the time to read all about me.

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:27 pm
by MynameisJenn
I am pretty sure I knew most of that but what I don't know is what marine biologists do

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:58 pm
by jojo the circus monkey
they help bioengineer the perfect soldier.



subtle, but it's there.

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:09 pm
by MynameisJenn
slightly dry ...like I was tellin ya!

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:31 am
by bassjones
Favorite Seinfeld moment... "Is anyone here a marine biologist?"

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:44 am
by jojo the circus monkey
the ol' golf ball in the blowhole!

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:00 pm
by Oliver's Army
jojo the circus monkey wrote:the ol' golf ball in the blowhole!
Is that a Titleist?

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:44 pm
by ladypictureshow
you didn't even mention your time at sprint zach!!!!!!!!!!
where you met me :D :D :D
bet ya don't remember who i am....

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:11 am
by echosauce1
Oh Zach...someone from the now defunct leeko still loves you and your band.

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:15 am
by GxWxLx
i'd always wondered what your story was...thanks for sharing

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:44 am
by sharkmansix
I would like to say Zach's sister is quite the looker! :D

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:24 pm
by Massage...Bored
ladypictureshow wrote:you didn't even mention your time at sprint zach!!!!!!!!!!
where you met me :D :D :D
bet ya don't remember who i am....
Well, you have a Spinal Tap quote as your signature....hmmm...I really don't know from the information ahead of me.

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:05 pm
by ladypictureshow
it's your favorite pill popping alcoholic who tried to rape you years back... oh the charges are still pending but my loves goes on.
and horray!!! i don't work at sprint anymore!!!
yeah!

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:07 pm
by sharkmansix
Woah. I remember that night at Waterbury.....

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 3:18 pm
by ladypictureshow
no!!!
i was hoping that memory would fade...
that was like 5 years ago.
anyway.. i was bored at work and stumbled upon a site i can actually get on..
saw zachy.. thought i would say hi.. so hi!