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MySpace whores

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:14 pm
by Oliver's Army
If you have a MySpace account you know what I am talking about.

It seems that everyday I get friend requests from 18 year old girls looking to make me king of the world.

I delete them on the spot.

No, what I am talking about is when you log off, a screen pops up and *typically* there is a photo of a hot young thing requesting that you sign up for some dating service or friend finder.

MOST of the time these girls are attractive and professionally photographed.

But this is different.

I don't know just what the hell MySpace was thinking with this girl, but damn... she's scary and is in the running to be the VALTREX poster child.

For the love of gawd girl, jack up the self-respect, put on something that doesn't make you look like you're an extra from HBO's "Street Life Undercover" and go see a Doctor about that cold sore on your lip.

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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:51 pm
by Krieves
I get those friend requests too. I just simply thought every attractive woman on the planet wanted me. Hmm, I guess not.

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:47 pm
by The Bongwater Mermaids
Mmmmmm.........mmmmmmmm. That's what I call Skankalicious!!!

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:56 am
by sevesd93
Damn, I am not the only one. I thought they all really liked me. :cry:

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:04 am
by Garr
Yeah. . .I have to deny this garr-maniacs daily. They all want this. Everyone wants this. It's such a hard life.

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:53 am
by The_Dude
That chick is beat up from the feet up.

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:24 pm
by benyusaku
The_Dude wrote:That chick is beat up from the feet up.
Just because you have a foot fetish.

Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:29 pm
by TaterSkins
lol...of all the frickin' topics I would think WOULDN'T be the first to get a public post after the outage...

lol...WHORES!

Chris

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 12:56 am
by rezin
alot of these are bots...

fake as hell, most likely trying to hack your account in order to post bulletins for free ringtones and p*nis enlargement pills...

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:26 am
by subgenius88
rezin wrote:alot of these are bots...

fake as hell, most likely trying to hack your account in order to post bulletins for free ringtones and p*nis enlargement pills...
Thanks for the news flash.

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:41 pm
by LowLife
as$holes i tell ya! :evil:

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:43 pm
by GoDownProductions
Hahaha I swear I use to work with that girl at Showgirl 3. You sure that was a fake? Was it a Ft Wayne profile?

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 7:42 pm
by LowLife
damn Swine! :evil:

Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 1:29 am
by jschall84
where can i get those pills?....lol

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:46 pm
by LowLife
any place you can by crack! :evil: