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Who do I have to bribe or beg . . .
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:48 pm
by =^-..-^=
. . .to be able to take a couple of laps around the ice in the Zamboni at the Coliseum?
I enjoyed the Komet game last night; but what I went for, and what I REALLY wanna' do just once before I die is drive the Zamboni. Please? Please? Please?
ZAMBONIS ROCK!
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:57 pm
by benyusaku
perhaps there is a zamboni internship program for all future zamboni drivers. and if your lucky you may even get some college credit.
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:29 pm
by rezin
oh you and your zamboni fetish...
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:39 am
by =^-..-^=
What? . . . . . .I like to think there is a little bit of Zamboni driver somewhere deep in the heart of all of us. . . .
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:58 am
by Krieves
I want to buy a Zamboni and take it out on the open road. What a way to see America... cruzin the highways of the this great nation. I'd install a CD player that just looped "Born to be Wild" over and over.
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:24 pm
by bassjones
Krieves wrote:I want to buy a Zamboni and take it out on the open road. What a way to see America... cruzin the highways of the this great nation. I'd install a CD player that just looped "Born to be Wild" over and over.
Or, you could buy a Saab Convertible and go cruzin with a CD player that loops "Still Crazy After All These Years" over and over. Yuppie sellouts unite!
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:25 pm
by =^-..-^=
Krieves wrote:I want to buy a Zamboni and take it out on the open road. )
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
You've missed the whole spiritual metaphor of why the Zamboni appeals to the male subconscious.
The Zamboni fixes what is broken. . . salves what is scarred. . . smooths the roughened path. . . mends the injuries of the past . . .reconciles player and ice. . . forgives the sin of the errant blade. . .restores order among a chaos.
Taking the Zamboni on the open road? There is nothing it can fix out there. It is a cruel aberration outside its natural environment. Don't be a heathen with the beloved Zamboni!
IF you want to be anachronistic, pull a caliope wagon out here on your journey to garishly reclaim lost America. Leave the humble Zamboni to its noble quest– fixing that which is hurting on ice rinks across the land.
LET THE ZAMBONIS ROCK!
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:10 pm
by benyusaku
=^-..-^= wrote:Krieves wrote:I want to buy a Zamboni and take it out on the open road. )
You've missed the whole spiritual metaphor of why the Zamboni appeals to the male subconscious.
The Zamboni fixes what is broken. . . salves what is scarred. . . smooths the roughened path. . . mends the injuries of the past . . .reconciles player and ice. . . forgives the sin of the errant blade. . .restores order among a chaos.
Taking the Zamboni on the open road? There is nothing it can fix out there. It is a cruel aberration outside its natural environment. Don't be a heathen with the beloved Zamboni!
IF you want to be anachronistic, pull a caliope wagon out here on your journey to garishly reclaim lost America. Leave the humble Zamboni to its noble quest– fixing that which is hurting on ice rinks across the land.
LET THE ZAMBONIS ROCK!
I Just Love this.
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:28 pm
by fragile_funk
The zamboni is manly because it is one of few things that does not slip on ice.
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:02 pm
by =^-..-^=
=^-..-^= wrote:Krieves wrote:I want to buy a Zamboni and take it out on the open road. )
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
You've missed the whole spiritual metaphor of why the Zamboni appeals to the male subconscious.
The Zamboni fixes what is broken. . . salves what is scarred. . . smooths the roughened path. . . mends the injuries of the past . . .reconciles player and ice. . . forgives the sin of the errant blade. . .restores order among a chaos.
Taking the Zamboni on the open road? There is nothing it can fix out there. It is a cruel aberration outside its natural environment. Don't be a heathen with the beloved Zamboni!
IF you want to be anachronistic, pull a caliope wagon out here on your journey to garishly reclaim lost America. Leave the humble Zamboni to its noble quest– fixing that which is hurting on ice rinks across the land.
LET THE ZAMBONIS ROCK!
My God! When did I start turning into Garrison Keillor?
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:45 am
by =^-..-^=
The lore of all things Zamboni:
www.zamboni.com