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Computers Are Better Than Girlfriends Because. . .
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:31 am
by Garr
. . .you only have to push the button once to turn it on.
. . .you don't need a shot of penicillin to get rid of a pesky virus.
. . .your current computer and old computer hook up very easily and don't mind if you play with them both at the same time.
That's all I have for right now. . .please, feel free to add more!
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:43 am
by Krieves
... computers aren't afraid of mice.
... you can delete a computer's memory.
... you can turn down a computer's volume.
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:49 am
by Garr
Man. . .I totally miss the obvious ones.
. . .your computer doesn't refuse to let you use it for 3-5 of every 28 days
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:54 am
by adam atherton
i will stick with girls.
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:56 am
by Garr
. . .if you stick your hand in your computer you don't have to take it to the emergency room.
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:30 pm
by WBOB
And another one of the most obvious:
....if it ticks you off, you can shut it down.
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:38 pm
by sevesd93
You can throw your computer down the stairs and you wont end up on cops.
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:42 pm
by Oliver's Army
A computer will still accommodate your old 3 1/2 inch floppy disc.
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 3:45 pm
by Al Quandt
Oliver's Army wrote:A computer will still accommodate your old 3 1/2 inch floppy disc.
oh that is good
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:08 pm
by Jeff
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:11 pm
by WBOB
Jeff wrote:A computer won't fall in love with you just because you had sex with it.
All Right. Wait. Whoa. Stop.......
Need more detail on this one!
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:15 pm
by songbirdfortwayne
A computer is better than a boyfriend because:
It doesn't notice that :
you're not wearing makeup,
you're fat,
you didn't shave your legs for him;
you are less than gorgeous,
you have bad coffee-morning breath,
you have bad beer-evening breath,
and lastly
you wear granny panties.......
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:21 pm
by Garr
I was so going to do the floppy disk one. It was my inspiration for the thread, but I couldn't get it worded right. Thanks Ollie! I knew I could count on you.
Here are some more
. . .a computer doesn't care if you play with other computers
. . .you can easily and inexpensively upgrade a computer
maybe more later.
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:22 pm
by Oliver's Army
WBOB wrote:Jeff wrote:A computer won't fall in love with you just because you had sex with it.
All Right. Wait. Whoa. Stop.......
Need more detail on this one!
hehehehehe
see 3 1/2 inch floppy post above.
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:22 pm
by adam atherton
you can sell a computer, and then buy the newer model....
...but i still like girls better than computers.