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feel free to post yours. i think this is something that we have needed for awhile.



.....Indiana highway drivers: the left lane is for passing, not for driving 55mph in a 70mph zone when people are trying to get to work.

thanks,
A

Lady that works in the next office.

Your perfume is creating a black hole and is sucking all of the breathable air out of the office.

Next time you buy perfume please avoid "Dead French Whore"...or whatever scent you're currently killing my plants with.

....Scotts.

just because you slather a terrible sauce on what can barely be described as 'pork', you do not have the right to call this abysmal culinary abortion "barbecue ribs".

Fellow shopper, 10 items or less, means,..um...ah..

Angry Female Dwarf at O'Charlies.

Just because life dealt you a crappy hand does not mean you can be an annoying b*tch.

I am sure you were not hired because of your personality, and the fact that you're "handicapped" does not mean that *some* patrons will not call you out for your sh*tty service.

Point me to my seat and smile....leave the attitude at home.

Angry Female Dwarf at O'Charlies.

AHAHAHAHA...Amen! She's a horrible waitress/server![/quote]

Person driving like a f'ing moron while talking on your cell phone.

You're going to get kicked in the neck one of these days. Pay attention to that thing called "the road" and "traffic".

girl that cleans the offices:

i understand you are paid hourly, but when you shut down the break room so you can polish the toaster for the fifth time this week, you are keeping us away from the coffee pot.

move it along.

Dear co-worker,

I am not a licensed psychologist. While it is painfully obvious that you need to see one, I have no formal psychology education and no experience dealing with any of your considerable psychiatric problems. Therefore I shall no longer be listening to your continuous ramblings on about your shack-up boyfriend, his neurotic teenage daughters, your sex life, his severely screwed up family or any of your other problems. Please check yourself into one of our fine mental health facilities in town - the sooner the better.

Signed,

Me and about 25 other people with whom you have crossed significant personal barriers with.

bassjones wrote:Dear co-worker,

I am not a licensed psychologist. While it is painfully obvious that you need to see one, I have no formal psychology education and no experience dealing with any of your considerable psychiatric problems. Therefore I shall no longer be listening to your continuous ramblings on about your shack-up boyfriend, his neurotic teenage daughters, your sex life, his severely screwed up family or any of your other problems. Please check yourself into one of our fine mental health facilities in town - the sooner the better.

Signed,

Me and about 25 other people with whom you have crossed significant personal barriers with.

Hmmm...Anderson's mom?

The_Dude wrote:

bassjones wrote:Dear co-worker,

I am not a licensed psychologist. While it is painfully obvious that you need to see one, I have no formal psychology education and no experience dealing with any of your considerable psychiatric problems. Therefore I shall no longer be listening to your continuous ramblings on about your shack-up boyfriend, his neurotic teenage daughters, your sex life, his severely screwed up family or any of your other problems. Please check yourself into one of our fine mental health facilities in town - the sooner the better.

Signed,

Me and about 25 other people with whom you have crossed significant personal barriers with.

Hmmm...Anderson's mom?

I don't consider my bitches to be co-workers, more employees.

CWallace,

Fortwaynemusic.com should not look like the label from a bottle of "Dead French Whore no5". But you're getting closer.

TIC 80%

The_Dude wrote:Person driving like a f'ing moron while talking on your cell phone.

You're going to get kicked in the neck one of these days. Pay attention to that thing called "the road" and "traffic".

A couple of years ago, when I starting riding a motorcycle, I quickly learned to avoid riding anywhere near a bonehead on a cell phone. People driving and talking are about 20 times more likely to change lanes/speed unexpectedly. On a bike, there's nothing between you and the boneheads.

Krieves wrote:

The_Dude wrote:Person driving like a f'ing moron while talking on your cell phone.

You're going to get kicked in the neck one of these days. Pay attention to that thing called "the road" and "traffic".

A couple of years ago, when I starting riding a motorcycle, I quickly learned to avoid riding anywhere near a bonehead on a cell phone. People driving and talking are about 20 times more likely to change lanes/speed unexpectedly. On a bike, there's nothing between you and the boneheads.

That's a sore subject with me, since one of my friends was killed by a dumbass teenage girl talking on her cell phone. He didn't stand a chance.

The_Dude wrote:

Angry Female Dwarf at O'Charlies.

AHAHAHAHA...Amen! She's a horrible waitress/server!

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This person exists?? Oh...I know where we are going for dinner tonight...lol...

Chris