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Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:12 pm**

...of the barrel

Why Val, why?

Kilmer plans Genius return

Val Kilmer is reportedly set to sign up to star in a sequel to his 1985 comedy 'Real Genius'.

The 'Tombstone' star recently announced his intentions to take on more comedic roles in the future in a bid to alter his Hollywood image and take his career to a new level.

In the original 80s project Kilmer played Chris Knight, one of two brilliant teenagers who head a team of young geniuses developing a laser for what they believe is a class project and later discover that their professor intends to turn their work over to the government for use as a weapon.

No shooting schedule has been announced.

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:22 pm**

Oh Lord......

Why are they doing this....

And why will I be in line to watch this damn thing when it comes out....

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:28 pm**

Okay Mitch, I'm gonna make it up to you. Let's just pause, put that down. Let's just take a step back. No, I was wrong, I'm sorry, take a step forward. Now, take a step back. Step forward. Back. And then we're cha-cha-ing!

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:37 pm**

Don't you know that eating that stuff will give you very large breasts. Oh my God, I'm too late....

Posted: **Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:26 pm**

I didn't even realize that movie was a comedy. I thought it was just a sh*tty movie. Although making a sequel to a sh*tty movie from 20 years ago sounds like a great way to boost ones career. Wait to go Val!

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:05 am**

Was it the dream where you're standing on a pyramid in sort-of sun god robes, and all around you are thousands of naked women screaming your name and throwing little pickles at you?

Why am I the only person who has that dream?

I hate you now, Val Kilmer.

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