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Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:24 am**

"Wow...it smells like burnt vaseline in here. I better light a candle before mom gets here."

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:26 am**

"...And, when the candle is gone, you can save the cool jar and stash your weed in it."

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:28 am**

When he gets bored, Wallace pulls out the jar where he keps his soul and pokes at it with a pointy stick.

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:30 am**

Oliver's Army wrote:When he gets bored, Wallace pulls out the jar where he keps his soul and pokes at it with a pointy stick.

That made me choke I was laughing so hard.

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:31 am**

Wallace was dissapointed when his last "Jelly of the Month" ran out early. It was not the gift that kept on giving.

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:08 am**

BEHIND THE SCENES: Mr. Wallace "gets rid" of Big John's Posts...

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:30 am**

"No Chris, you won't find your dignity in there."

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:31 am**

"When I'm at the mall, I like to stand with my back to everyone and flex my ass muscles like this..."

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:42 am**

While he realized that running a mall kiosk was not the same as going on an away mission he always got nervous when he first put his red shirt on in the morning.

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:37 pm**

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 12:53 pm**

New Dr. Suess book- "d*ck with a stick pokes a wick".

Posted: **Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:03 am**

Hmmm. . . another walkaway. Perhaps 'burnt popcorn' scent isn't the right candle to attract customers.

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