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Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:59 pm**

At his first AA meeting, a certain Mr.C learns that 13 steps lead down.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:04 pm**

Upon returning from his Christmas Eve deliveries, Santa discover all too late that his waterbed heater had stopped working.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:06 pm**

After too many drinks, Santa comes out of the closet and tries to get a piece of the Winter Warlock.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:12 pm**

Before he and Mrs. Claus met, Santa always had trouble with the ladies. He was never very good at coming up with a good icebreaker.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:21 pm**

After a hard night of working this is how Santa chills.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:23 pm**

Crack is whack.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:23 pm**

After breaking all his teeth in this fall, Santa never trusted that dentist elf again

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:24 pm**

So much for raping penguins.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:28 pm**

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:31 pm**

...and then one Christmas Jack Frost just snapped out of jealousy and went from 'nipping at his nose' to 'slamming his face repeatedly into a frozen pond'.

Santa's last thought before he hit the ground was, "I knew I shouldn't have brought deer jerky on this trip.".

Despite completely wiping out on his triple Salchow attempt, Santa picked himself up, brushed himself off and finished his routine before tearfully seeking solace in Brian Boitano's loving embrace.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:32 pm**

The reindeer finally repaid Santa for their stupid, goofy names.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:32 pm**

Never argue with Ms. Claus when the sleigh is in the air

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:34 pm**

All the naughy kids finally paid Santa back for the years of coal.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:41 pm**

That's the last time Santa accuses Mrs. Claus of being frigid.

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Caption Contest 12/18/06

Caption Contest 12/18/06