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Oh, crap...
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:34 pm
by The_Dude
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fleek
1. fleek
Sure, men may never experience the pain of child birth, but women will never fully appreciate the agony of a fleek. A fleek is a light flick to the testicles. The pain doesn't come at first so the target is usually happy and thinks "Ha, they missed". However, the throbbing soon starts to seep in like a cold fog rolling in at the dead of night. As the bewildering feeling spreads from the groin area, the target wants to vomit as if they were hit in the stomach with a sledge hammer. The term "fleek" was popularized during the great fleek wars from 1990 to 2000. Some say the fleek wars are still on...so guard those balls.
Popular Usage: Oh, I've just been fleeked... oooh..ooooh… tell my wife I loved her…
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:45 pm
by HillgrassBluebillyFTW
someone who has extordinary strength and is uber cool. Often confused with the hulk, hercules, or superman
If you work out long enough you will get as big as anderson
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:55 pm
by The_Dude
anderson wrote:someone who has extordinary strength and is uber cool. Often confused with the hulk, hercules, or superman
If you work out long enough you will get as big as anderson
How convenient of you to NOT post the #1 meaning according to the website...
1. Anderson
An Anderson is the female equivalent to a man's Johnson, aka their genitals.
"Baby, Mr. Johnson want's to say Hi to Miss Anderson"
"I can't believe I had my Johnson up in that bitches Anderson"
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:04 pm
by HillgrassBluebillyFTW
i was just going to.. hey if chicks wanna reference their vaginas as Anderson... by all means let them.
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:12 pm
by The_Dude
anderson = p u s s y
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:28 pm
by poopstains
I love Urban Dictionary.
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:56 pm
by deek
okay, so I looked up a couple:
deek
1. Nick name for Derrick "you know deek? watchout, he's a slut!"
2. look,a sneaky peek ''lets 'ave a deek''
3. the present tense word for being dicked on "i will deek you, you heartless bastard."
Then I looked up my actual last name:
koepke
1. To d*ck slap in the middle of a bar fight. "The man was so drunk that he koepkeed the bartender."
Ya know, if I would have known this, I would have been koepkeing the hell out of people!!!
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:58 pm
by deek
I actually shot water out of my nose when I saw this though:
Garr
When someone eats out your butthead, while you are taking a sh*t
"Jen gave me the greatest garr last night."
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:46 am
by sevesd93
1. Seve
A person who is unbelievable and sexy
dayum that seve is smokin
2. Seve
freakin sexy ass mexican; cutie w/ a bootie!
look at that seve! her chica ass is out of this world!
Re: Oh, crap...
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:31 am
by Shaggydoo
The_Dude wrote: the great fleek wars from 1990 to 2000.
So THAT's what the 90's are going to be remembered for!!!
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:17 am
by The_Dude
It was a turning point in history...
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:51 pm
by Al Quandt
omfg. someone tell me this aint funny....
1. alan
Anal intercourse.
Usage: "El Tigger is always lurking outside the toilets trying to get some Alan"
3. Alan
Noun. Another Loud Ass Ni**er
4. Alan
To touch a man. "Man Touching" is colloquially known as Alanning in Waterford, Ireland. The term is based on the nickname of a famous Man Toucher in the area. And was invented by an equilly famous hobo, who regularly Hamishs people.