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Bigfoot

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:02 pm
by scuzzbagcomics
The mystery of Bigfoot has eluded us since the colonization and conquest of this continent. All tribes of Natives had stories about giant demons (or gods as some called them) who lived in the mountains and other areas where Natives did not go for fear. Well there is still something out there. There are creatures out in our wilds. And this mystery must be unfolded.

I have a trail camera and a private woods about 15 minutes from North Webster IN, where there have been a rash of sightings in recent years around Tri-County FWA. I plan to set up this camera and use some type of bait. Any suggestions?

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:25 pm
by Oliver's Army
....wait for it.....

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:45 pm
by Oliver's Army
Image

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:53 pm
by scuzzbagcomics
NO way! where can I buy that shiitt? Oliver I'll give you a monopoly on my bigfoot bait industry! Today you are a rich man and may make as much as 10 dollars more a year.

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:54 pm
by scuzzbagcomics
did u make that in 20 minutes ollie?

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:01 pm
by Oliver's Army
a little less.

I had to take a leak mid-work.

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:04 pm
by scuzzbagcomics
what's a "leak mid-work?"

Are you saying you made that in the amount of time it took you to take a piss?

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:10 pm
by Oliver's Army
noooooooo....

work 8 minutes...

"I need to pee"

(gets up to pee)

(return to joke Pshop work)

(stops to explain work to wife)

(chuckles)

work 5 minutes.

Upload and post.

20 minutes

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:22 pm
by scuzzbagcomics
Wow that is nicely recorded.

IRS style!

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:14 pm
by Shaggydoo
If they make Bigfoot Chow then that means bigfoots are real. So my answer is yes.

is bigfoots a word?

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:20 pm
by cwallace
Wouldn't it be 'bigfeet'?

'Bigfeet are real'

Chris

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:33 pm
by scuzzbagcomics
I believe "Sasquatches" are the correct term. Anyone see that monsterquest episode a few weeks back on sasquatch in canada? They got positive DNA samples. Completely exact to human DNA except for one nucleotide off (just as far as Chimps are to humans).

Evidence seems to be mounting.

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:47 pm
by poopstains
I think you may be confusing bigfoot with manbearpig, he is real, i'm super cereal.

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:33 am
by scuzzbagcomics
damn southpark ruins everthing everytime. i hate those jerks.

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:04 am
by Garr
I can't remember the article, but there is one hanging in the east hall of the third floor of the science building at IPFW that talks about a scientist whose tenure was removed because he refused to stop researching the existence of the Sasquatch.