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Posted: **Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:41 am**

http://www.heavy.com/video/9700

Posted: **Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:14 am**

Ron will be in town today at Boudoir Noir for a book signing and then at the Shang tonight for boxing. I wanted to go see him but I have too much going on today.

Posted: **Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:46 am**

Wouldn't a person catch something even being in the same room with that dude?

Posted: **Fri Mar 23, 2007 9:53 am**

Not if you dip him in a big vat of bleach first.

Posted: **Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:51 am**

anyone know what time the book signing is?

Posted: **Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:53 am**

anyone know what time the book signing is?

Will he be using ink and an actual pen or.......?

Just asking.

Posted: **Fri Mar 23, 2007 11:11 am**

"Do I...do I sign with my p*nis?"

Posted: **Fri Mar 23, 2007 11:53 am**

jewlee138 wrote:anyone know what time the book signing is?

From 4 to 6

Posted: **Fri Mar 23, 2007 11:58 am**

Word....

Chris

Posted: **Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:13 pm**

Chris--

Are you holding up how much you took in the night before?

Posted: **Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:21 pm**

lol...ass...

Sec...let me go find the 'ban' button...brb...

I got some stripper pics from that night too...I had a great weekend with Ron...he did some advertising with one of my websites for the appearance so I got to hang out for the weekend and go to his appearances and stuff...was good times...

Chris

Posted: **Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:24 pm**

I bet it was fun. I'm sure he's smarter than your average porn star. His little bit in Boondock Saints was pretty good. Let me guess, he writes children's books? Volunteers at nursing homes and animal shelters..then rams azz on the weekends?

Posted: **Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:33 pm**

He isn't just smart...he is brilliant...I mean seriously intelligent. He knows where he stands on things and sticks with them as well. He is all business when business is the game and all fun when all bets are off...

Also...someone to have on your side...

Chris

Posted: **Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:00 pm**

on your side

As long as it's not my "back side" I'm cool with that.

First porno I ever saw was Ron Jeremy boning that hot Latina, can't remember her name. (Circa 1981) She was playing a talk show host named "Florence Nightengale". Ron comes up on stage out of the audience and says,"Florence, ever since I heard your voice I've wanted to f**k you in the azz." You can guess what happens next.

Great film. Don't make 'em like that anymore.

Posted: **Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:00 pm**

AHHH.........good times

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