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That's right, bitches.

I think I may have to pay Aric's water bill for this month to cover the water lost when my fatass did fall / get knocked in, though. The neighbors are probably STILL cleaning up.

Thanks for the invite, Brenn. I haven't had that much fun since the last time I hung out with Anderson's mom (aka "the Pool Jousting Trophy").

fear is a great motivator, it's a wonder what being unable to swim can do when one is standing atop a plank with a deadly noodle

Fear combined with many PBR's.

Fleek sure does know how to work a noodle.

Try as I might, I must admit that I COMPLETELY suck at pool jousting. I do believe Krissy, Stephen, Fleek and everyone else that walked the plank with me left with more self-esteem and a renewed sense of how much more coordinated they are than me. I kept thinking the PBR's would help, but no such luck.

The best was when Stephen's first joust bonked Jenn right in the head when the "no hitting on the head" rule was totally in effect. She totally had him in diving, though.

I just completed Stage 1 of my training for next year. You bitches are in trouble.

have mercy!

i think my hand has finally healed from brenn and i's joust last year.